On the Last Human Sports: An Erratum on Flirting
A correction to the codex. The management regrets nothing.
On Changing the World One Room at a Time
On "not my problem," and what happens when you drop the first word.
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Everyday Heroes
Working notes for a column.
The Jacuzzi Fallacy
"It was worth it because of this nice thing that fell out of it" is not an argument. It's the receipt for a purchase you never compared.
On the Last Human Sports: The Rules of Trolling
There is a leaderboard for everything now. Two games take no machine entry — and one of them has iguanas in it.
You'll Understand When You're Older
the catastrophe you never look up
A Monster Manual
a field guide to your own catastrophes